GIRLS GONE WHEELS TOUR 2.0
In the time since that first bike trip, I’ve been up to some stuff.
Finally got my butt to Europe, and spent two summers traveling the continent extensively [one highlight: my tour around Scandinavia—half of which I spent chasing down my lost passport—where I booked shoots, sherpa-ed camera equipment barefoot down mountains in Lapland, and was a sneaky stowaway on a cruise ship, among other things]
Did pyrotechnics installations and other wacky constructed nonsense for regional burns on three new continents.
Made my modeling debuts around Asia, Africa, Europe, New Zealand, and the Caribbean.
Ran out of cash in Cuba with my sister, prepared ourselves to squat in some bushes [since couchsurfing with locals is illegal in Cuba and could implicate local host families] and dumpster dive, then somehow wound up in an Amanda Palmer music video and learning backgammon on Hugh Howey’s catamaran.
Collected high-alpine air and soil samples atop mountains near Yellowstone about which no hiking/climbing beta is published because they’re generally too treacherous for the general casual-backpacker public.
Unearthed a feverish passion for martial arts, and have trained intensively under a Shaolin master in Manchuria [on three separate trips and counting], under Nak Muays in Thailand [where I had my first fight in 2019], and under female wrestlers in London.
Developed a working level of Mandarin [though, with about 600 characters under my belt, literacy still eludes me…]
Accidentally helped inspire my favorite editor at Vice to quit his job in order to pursue his dreams. Then bombed a screen test at their Brooklyn office because I didn’t know how to extemporize on the spot about how I thought the US-North Korea Summit would turn out. Then was featured on the front page of the NY Daily News wearing a taco-like costume in the Puerto Rican Day Parade, which I hadn’t known about [let alone known I’d be participating in] until the night before.
Endured some of the most difficult personal trials of my life—even a few years later, those are stories not yet ripe for the telling.
…and so on.
That said, hardly a week goes by where I don’t think about my bike tour, which was easily one of the most identity-whittling endeavors of my life, for better and for…well, better [if one takes the agathist view].
I knew I needed to do another one. I mean, shit, I already went through the trouble of getting a touring bike and all the requisite gear.
Y’all. The time has come. Summer 2021.
Some projects are in order, because I seem to enjoy taking challenges and then adding additional layers of complication and challenge to them. “Projects” may just mean a blog and concurrent photo shoots…or it may mean something different, something bigger. Watch this space.